srkdall:

5265ad:

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

(via cameronrumrill)

*high fives your ass*

(via nschlick)

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"

William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

(Source: whitegirlgrant, via queercrybaby)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via apocalypse-pancake)